Instead of cutting to the chase, I'm going to go ahead and muse about the situation for a bit. You know, just so that you regret your decision to hazard a look at this entry (Kidding. I am kidding, though not about musing).
The major downside of having down-to-earth, mature adults handling all of the logistics and regulations of campus, in my opinion, is the fact that anything notably out of the ordinary must have a practical and significant explanation, or else it must go. You can't blame said adults, because they're just doing their jobs, and they can't afford to research and judge every case of odd behavior they encounter. But you'd think